Category: Joke Board
This is technically a Skies of Arcadia joke, but it's mainly because it uses the characters from that game. You don't need to know the game to get it. All I'll say is that (duh) Aika, Fina, And Vyse could be replaced with anybody. So, as Aika (and many others would say, "Here goes....."
Vyse and Fina were playing golf, when Vyse missed the ball. Frustrated, he said: "Shit! I missed!" Fina, the annoying b**** that she is, says: "Vyse! Don't say that! It'll anger the Moons!!" (which are all powerful and magicky and stuff.)
Vyse ignored her, and missed again. Again, he said "shit! I missed!" Fina said: "Vyse!! Please don't say that!! The moons don't like it."
But again he ignored her, the same thing happened. Vyse: Shit, I missed." Fina: Don't say that."
Then, a bolt of lightning struck Aika, who was playing golf off in the distance, and a godly voice boomed out....wait for it....."Shit! I missed!"
Smile.
Good one. Hahaha.
Hilarious.
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